Listen, bitch...

Not happy to be back at work, although that has nothing to do with this post.

’ “Only know one way to be. That’s the dog…”

AND…

“I know how to chase a cat up in the tree.”
- DMX, Where The Hood At

I get the whole dog analogy. But DMX, you’re not actually a real dog. So please… just stop being fucking dorky.

The only thing you really have in common with a dog is that you both don’t know how to correctly put on a shirt.

Filed under: DMX is kind of just a fucking dork’